Bestival in 8 days, cannot bloody wait!!!!
Massive argument with mum. Sat in car crying.
@katharineeee I have to makea new post because im on my phone, but because my grades are too shit (i got 7 gcses and a btec)
Going to see my princess Lukey
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice penis.
Got turned down by the college after they had already accepted me. Cried my eyes out lol. Kicked in the nuts.
Massive hicky behind my ear
Got induction tomorrow. EVERYONE WILL SEE IT.
Anonymous asked: are u a lesbian?
Feel so fuckin ill omg. On a brighter note, yaaay seeing turdface tomorrowww
JACK WILLS POLOS ARE £19
I HAVE THE MONEY BUT I NEED IT FOR OTHER THINGS
Cheap crisps, and a pot noodle.
curing my junk food urges.
SSEVEN DOUYBLEAS AND A SINGLE FUCKINF 18 IUS THE BESR
Wearing my girlfriends jumper because i’m a big sap for her
My secret addiction to Katy Perrys new song.
And we danced on table tops and we took too many shots, think we kissed but I forgot, last Friday night ;o GETTING MY GLASSES BACK TOMORROWW
What happened to his hands? What’s that? What happened to his hands, why are they missing? I er, I kind of cooked them up. And ate them. CAAAAAAARL I was hungry, and well you know when you crave hands.. Why on earth would you do that?! I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL My stomach was making the rumblies.. CARL That only hands would satisfy
katharineeee asked: Did you actually just reblog Zac Efron....
Where are all the hot girls at?
FUCKIN FUNNY SHIT. →
My favourite man